All about TMA

Well, friends say school life is the best phase in one's life....from the very first day to the very last day, school life is always something full of merriment, laughter, tears and what not..i had a similar tale to tell..i don't have a clear picture about my first day in school..it was something like, i was a bit different, off the society to be precise..neither i cried nor was i excited about my school..my dad got transferred and i went to a school in paradip(orissa)..i remember getting up early and going to school in a van which was slower than a pregnant snail(no idea if it's a mammal)....after i had completed my kindergarten stage and already spent 6 summers of my life,we were back in calcutta..i had applied for The modern academy(TMA) and B.D memorial..finally TMA was in my cards..i was very stubborn, and it took me 30 odd minutes to settle down and get adjusted to all the malicious studs around...Siddhant Sanyal and Souhitya Chakrabarty were my first partners in crime from TMA..initially they tried to poke fun at me but soon they realized my uncanny attitude and they became very good friends...our class teacher was always pissed off with me, yet she used to love(platonic) me as we shared the same title..as the days passed by, my mom became very popular among the teachers..she had to attend a "parent's call" every alternate day...punishment was like a daily bread for me at school...statistics show, i had spent more time outside the class than i did inside..i had a few other friends to accompany me...as the years passed by, i got acquainted to many good friends...some of them are rohit banerjee,samik some,sabyasachi das,tanmay ashish,rajrup ghosh,deepak kumar panda,agniv dass,rajiv sinha,ishan mazumder,debanka mitra,ranajit sengupta,akshay dimri,anupjyoti ghosh,ankit agarwal,saptarshi sen...sorry if i had missed anyone..we loved to make an ass out of our teachers..from passing comments to discovering condoms in class,we were a pervert group who didn't give a fuck to any kind of rules and policies at school...back then i was a huge fan of cricket,but somehow i preferred football over cricket..Jayanta da maaf korben tobe you suck santosh's hairy balls at sports...you were moreover a hyped bastard hovering around for a job and u couldn't bag a better one than TMA...Santosh da,maaf korben...shei upper nursery te shunechhilam apni bibahito,kintu natnir boyeshi meye gulo k jhhari mara shobav ta hoytoh aapnar ginnir jana chhilo na...Shonoka di r debashish kaku...tomader dujon k ekhono respect kori...er pechhone kono hidden sarcasm nei..Konok da,kono dino sujog pele apnar oi 2poishar taak ta fatiye shob ghyam baar kore ditam...Gopal da,with due respect apni ekta bolod...student der welfare er jonne apni ki korechhen???shob 14-15bar bibahito briddha der amader teacher baniyecchen..r  ki korecchen???sheta apnar bou er upor diye baar korcchi..Ratna boudi,apnar life a problem ta thik kothaye chhilo??oi director er chair a boshten bole eto ghyam???..i promise i'll be back to sharmishtha whatever(not too sure about her title,o nijeo jaane na konta kokhon use kore)...TMA life was morever a gift to me from my friends...from hindi bengali matches to random comments,we were best at everything...we never cared, being so impertinent and distasteful towards our morose teachers..Joyeeta mukherjee if anyone remembers???..was in a crush with her for those who don't know...didi chhilo,toh ki???gopal mitrar baba poishaye thori line martam...Buri.....she used to come to our classs..she tried to teach a bit of history....mone acche shei steel er scale er mystery???buri bhavtoh amar steel er scale taate ektu beshi e acceleration due to gravity chhilo...lets get back to our early days of senior section..BULL HONDO,TOM HONDO,JERRY HONDO...3 friends,1 school,similar attitude towards teachers...Rajiv sinha was the most dangerous friend i ever had....jokhoni teacher ba kono meye ashtoh thele dito,maane all of a sudden...the thing which was most popular among us was football...there were numerous liverpool,man united debates going on..1 thing that I was best at was copying some faggot called Mila nath....onar shamne boshe onake copy kortam...r uni toh ramkrishna amoler manush shob e mathar 22yards upor diye jeto....the most memorable day of my life at TMA was..well actually there were two..1>came second in badminton,er thekeo beshi post match bawal in our class..shei cold drink er chhap ekhono acche...2>i broke the school's main sanitary line..puro bheshe gechhilo....20takar piper jonne 3000 taka charge korechhilo.1 takao deini ekhono....gopal realize korechhilo dakatir o ekta limit acche...r amader love guru Agniv dass toh acchen e....ami r kicchu bollam na ekhane lol....after i left the school in cls 10,life has taken a different turn..anyway you guys justify the word "FUN"...thanks for all these days..i will cherish them throughout my life...
PS-if any incident u want to add to this or u think i have missed,feel free to add them....